vantas-sea:

anus-nectar:

bish-sama:

kidsshowhost-jadeharley:

clockworkkanella:

I just realized Kurloz’s face is always facing you.

Even if you move.

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ok thats creepier than shit yo

also note that his talksprite is the only one that faces you, too :o)

(Source: ophibell)

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Things British People Say During Sex:

princemoth:

  • Tally ho, old sport
  • Whistling dippers
  • Gosh golly gosh and heavens
  • Ya minger innit blud brrrrap
  • Butter my crumpets
  • Aye sonny jim
  • BOB’S YER UNCLE
  • Tickity-boo
  • My wo r d
  • Good show, old chap
  • Tbh I need a cuppa can we do this later

(Source: gendernewts)

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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bye-anna:

Me running away from responsibility.

bye-anna:

Me running away from responsibility.

(Source: allons-y-to-the-moon)

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icantthinkofacreativetitle:

skippylynn:

May you have the artistic confidence of a twelve year old on deviantart with a sonic oc

but please don’t be a twelve year old on deviantart with a sonic oc

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jetsetequidan:

i never want to draw a shopping cart ever again

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koryos:

i have a really hard time ending novels

a really hard time

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ivanebeoulve:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

yeah, for writting..

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13 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #307

ultrafacts:

1. When ordering coffee, ask for a medium in a large cup. They’ll likely accidentally over fill it and you’ll get a cheap large coffee.

2. Learning to ignore certain people is one of the great paths to inner peace. Life gets easier when you delete those who make it difficult.

3. If someone takes time out of their day to help you for free, don’t tell them to hurry up.

4. “e.g.” is used for examples, “i.e.” is used for clarification.

5. Anyone can get in a fight. Only mature and mentally strong people have the willpower to resort to nonviolence.

6. Accidentally get deodorant on your shirt when putting it on? Rub a dryer sheet on it to take it off!

7. Would the five year old version of yourself look up to who you are now? Think about it.

8. If you receive a gift you think is undeserved, decline only once. Accept it the second time it is offered.

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